Akatsuki Kittehs WTF 3

I do not own naruto, but if I did, flying monkeys with bazooka's that shoot out poop would be included.

love my randomness. LOVE IT!

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Morning time! (5:00 a.m.)

Jade's P.O.V.

I was having the most awesome dream ever! Me and my Akatsuki crush! I wont go into detail but I will say that it was romantic.

…

Ew.

Not like that.

Pervert.

Anyways, when I was having "my most awesome dream ever'', something hard hit my head.

I was forced to open my eyes, seeing that I had to find out what/who woke me and destroy it/them.

I sat up and looked around. I saw that my phone was knocked off the desk by a certain blonde cat.

"Why did you wake me up, damn it! I was having an awesome dream." I sighed as he jumped on my bed and gave me an annoyed expression. I looked around, once more.

The other cats were just waking up. I sighed and got up.

"Since your all up and its… five a.m., I will let you roam the house as I play the Wii downstairs. But Jashin help me if something is broken, scratched, knocked over, ruined, or pissed on," I glared at the males, "I will KILL you. Ok have fun."

I ran out of the room to play 'Just Dance 2' on the wii, most of the kittens followed me so that they wouldn't get killed.

I turned on the wii and scrolled through the song list.

"Oh Em Gee! The Rasputin! Must… play…" I said out loud as the cats gathered around on the pillows.

Note: The living room downstairs is empty except for a large T.V., a shelf full of movies, a shelf full of video games, and large pillows along the wall. It was more of a sleep over spot and a living area.

I clicked Rasputin and started dancing to it. The cats looked interested as the song began.

"Oh shi-" I mentally slapped myself.

I paused the song and ran to the bathroom. After a flush I came back out.

"Step back guys, this could get deadly." And with that, I unpaused and danced to the song like there was no tomorrow!

(YouTube) .com/watch?v5-xd0M6tRQ

*Series of claps*

Hey! (x24)

There lived a certain man
in Russia long ago
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks
he was suck a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
that women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASUTIN

Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
(Sung
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen

(I'm not going to write all of the song so just YouTube it please)

The song ended and I was a pleased monkey. Though, the kittens looked mentally disturbed…

I decided to stop. After turning off the T.V. and Wii, I sat on one of the pillows next to the cats. It was 5:16.

Damn time flys by!

The girls probably wouldn't be up till eight a.m. at the earliest.

So I decided to let the other kittens out of their rooms so they wouldn't be stuck with cute, calm, loud ass snoring girls… ok well Jackie and Avery don't snore. Zaira, on the other hand…

You get the picture.

So… what do you guys wanna do?" I asked the kittens, who by the way, couldn't answer me.

I'm so pathetic, talking to cats.

Geez, is this thing still in Jade's P.O.V.?

3rd person

Jade stared at the cats for a moment. Then something attacked her head.

"Ah! WTF?"

She looked up and saw Tobi… err I mean Pumpkin (or something like that) (1).

He was on her head, pawing at her nose. Jade giggled.

"You wanna play rough tough guy?" Jade challenged taking Tobi off of her head and pinning him on his back with her hand.

She started tickling the kitty. Yep, you heard me. Tickling. The. Kitty.

Akatsuki P.O.V.

"What the hell is she doing to Tobi, yeah?" Deidara yelled.

"Ah, h-help sempaii! Tobi's being tickled!" Tobi laughed.

"Ha! Serves you right you little fucker!"

"Hidan, shut up!" Kakuzu yelled.

"Why don't you shut the fuck up, you fucker!" Hidan yelled back.

3rd P.O.V. (yes I make the akatsuki ones short so what?)

"Hey you guys, knock it off!" Jade said, releasing Tobi from her grasps.

The orange faced kitten ran behind the blonde one.

"Hmm... I think I forgot something…" Jade thought, "Oh yea! You guys are going to get baths! Well, seeing its 5:45 in the morning. Now would be a good time. I think."

She grabbed Deidara, "You'll be first Handsome." She smiled.

She went to the bathroom, with a Deidara kitty in hand (ha take that fangirls ).

Jade turned the water on, but it came out cold.

"Damn, one of the girls must of used up the hot water… you'll be ok with cold water right?" She looked at the kitten who nodded.

Jade let the water get to kitty height before turning the tub off. She put the kitten in for a minute and turned around to grab a towel.

La Poof!

Smoke filled the room.

Jade coughed, "You must have been dirty, geez." She fanned the smoke away with her hand.

"What the hell, hmm?" A male voice said.

Wait… a voice? She was the only one in the bathroom… right? Her and the kitten…

Jade looked up and saw a man sitting in the tub. A cute man actually. She failed to notice it was Deidara. She was too tied up to the fact that there was a naked man in her tub.

"What the hell?" Jade said out loud.

She threw the towel to him from her spot on the ground.

"Thanks, un." Deidara replied putting the towel around his waste.

"Uh… come on. I guess I'll get breakfast ready… or something…" Jade said still getting over the shock of one, a kitten turning into a naked man and two, that naked man being her anime crush.

Awesome.

But, scary.

Awesome.

She walked into the kitchen with a half naked Deidara in toe. She grabbed a large bowl and different ingredients to make pancakes. Deidara was watching with moderate interest. Silence filled the kitchen for a while till Deidara finally said something.

"So what was up with that crazy dance, un?"

Jade blushed slightly, "Heh, you should see when me and Zaira get together. It's a lot worse."

Deidara chuckled, "Well I'm going back to the main room, yeah." He walked out of the kitchen in his awesome half nakedness.

"Wait a minute!" Jade yelled, chasing after Deidara who was already in the living room.

"So the rest of the kittens are-"

"The rest of the Akatsuki, un." Deidara finished for her. "Yes they are." (2)

"Great… Just… wow."

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Ok … yea … got a hot half naked blonde bomber ha-ha! YES!

Ok any who…

1: I already forgot like all their names…

2: He doesn't say un, yeah, or hmm at the end of EVERY sentence.

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